While searching for a possible new USB hub, I stumbled across these novelties from ThinkGeek:
Darth Vader USB Hub | R2-D2 USB Hub. As a lifelong fan of Star Wars (and clearly a geek myself; have you read Boilr before?) I couldn't help myself from posting these hubs, even though they each respectively cost more than a jawa and bantha combined ($49.99 a pop). Guess that's some more of Lucas' pregcognitive licensing genius at work.